Lather up, America. The low-pressure tyranny of Obama-era water rules just got the boot, and President Donald J. Trump is here with a loofah in one hand and freedom in the other. In a bold executive order recently, the president declared war on wimpy water flow, targeting the “eco-friendly” nonsense that left Americans weeping into their shampoo bottles.

Under the Biden and Obama administrations, household appliances like showerheads, dishwashers, and faucets were restricted to a water pressure so weak it made a garden mist look like Niagara Falls.

But Trump, ever the man of the people (and the power shower), wasn’t about to let Americans continue bathing under federal water tyranny.

Trump said about the whole frustrating issue, according to the New York Post, “In my case, I like to take a nice shower, take care of my beautiful hair… I have to stand in the shower for 15 minutes until it gets wet. Comes out drip, drip, drip. It’s ridiculous.”

With this executive order, homeowners, as well as Trump, will once again feel the full force of American plumbing, as nature intended. Faucets that don’t trickle. Dishwashers that don’t take two hours. Showers that actually remove soap instead of politely asking it to leave.

So while Biden was bumbling around the White House wondering what day it was and throttling your water pressure, we’ve got a REAL president back in action now – making showering (and everything else) great again.