It’s hard to keep a straight face when Planned Parenthood whines about a possible future financial hardship while cutting six-figure checks to their top brass like they’re handing out lollipops.

According to an American Life League report, the abortion giant’s affiliate (health center) CEOs cashed in to the tune of nearly $20 million in 2023. One lucky exec in Los Angeles even banked a whopping $875,942. That’s nearly a million bucks a year for overseeing the systematic killing of babies.

And guess who’s footing a lot of the bill? That’s right – you, the taxpayer. In addition to the platinum salaries of the top executives, Planned Parenthood rakes in hundreds of millions in federal funding to kill babies and nobody there wants the spigot to stop flowing money.

The Trump administration’s recent plans to freeze about $20 million in Title X grant money to Planned Parenthood while reviewing their woke DEI circus is a refreshing change. Maybe quit funding people pushing death and division with taxpayer dollars whether they are supporting DEI or not?! Just a thought.

So, the next time Planned Parenthood whimpers about losing government funds, just remember: it’s hard to feel sorry for millionaire baby execs crying broke while lounging in their beach houses. If they’re truly that strapped for cash and desperate to keep the abortion assembly line running, maybe they should consider slashing their own bloated salaries instead of hitting up taxpayers like it’s a GoFundMe for death.