In what’s shaping up to be a saga more ridiculous than a soap opera plot twist, it seems Donald Trump can’t schedule a rally in Michigan without dodging assassination attempts. Is it just bad luck and coincidence, or is there something deeper going on?

Although the folks behind these assassination attempts are about as skilled as a blindfolded intern (thank God), there seems to be a potential unseen hand trying (and failing) to keep Trump out of the Great Lakes State.

So the first time that the Democrats (I mean the assassins) took aim at the Orange Man was in Pennsylvania on July 13th. On July 20th, he appeared at his next scheduled rally – a visit to Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Trump’s second assassination attempt (I can’t believe I’m even typing those words) was in Florida on September 15th. On September 17th, he appeared at his pre-scheduled visit to Flint, Michigan.

Yes, every time Trump even thinks about stopping in Michigan, someone somewhere tries to take him out. It’s almost like a bad joke at this point if it weren’t so deadly serious.

Who’s gunning for the Orange Man? Lone wolves or foreign puppeteers?

But here’s the million-dollar question: Who’s behind these assassination attempts? Are they crazy lone wolves or are they connected to a foreign source, possibly Iran, as talk show host Dan Bongino and a few others have alluded to?

And do these would-be Trump assassins (and their possible co-conspirators) want to keep the Trumpster far away from Michigan, far away from the campaign trail in general – or far away from being alive?

Since the Biden administration’s Secret Service and FBI don’t want to give us any expedient answers on why this has been happening or how to fix it, we are left to our own devices – guesses and speculation.

Regardless, we can’t ignore the fact that every time Trump’s name and Michigan are mentioned in the same sentence, a new assassination attempt surfaces like clockwork.

Whether it’s sheer coincidence or something more deliberate and sinister, one thing’s certain – Trump won’t be backing down on his appearances (or skipping Michigan) anytime soon. Even though each assassination attempt feels like a bad rerun, instead of deterring Trump, it only strengthens his resolve to continue to fight to make America Great Again (and Michigan).