The Democratic National Convention in Chicago this week didn’t just tiptoe into the realm of sickness and insanity – it cannonballed straight in. To kick things off, Planned Parenthood, in what can only be described as a circus-level stunt, rolled up with a “mobile health clinic” offering free vasectomies and abortions to convention-goers. Yes, you read that right. Forget healthcare, education, or any of those minor issues. The new cornerstone of Democratic values? Free abortions on the go!
Kristen Day, the executive director of Democrats For Life of America, is just as flabbergasted as the rest of us and called the whole thing “absolutely disgusting.” She’s out there trying to provide actual support to women – things like diapers and resources – while the DNC is too busy throwing what can only be described as an abortion celebration.
Bill, Kamala, and a buffet of maggots – what could go wrong?
But the madness didn’t stop at the abortion-palooza. As if to prove that no event is too strange for the DNC, delegates were treated to a delightful breakfast buffet…of maggots. While some might say it’s an apt metaphor for the current state of the Democratic Party, this was no figure of speech. Chicago police and the FBI are now involved, trying to figure out who decided that bugs were a necessary side dish at the convention.
Celebrity sightings…The Chicks and Oprah’s “oppression.”
In an attempt to bring some star power to the convention, the DNC booked “The Chicks” to sing the National Anthem. That would be the formerly named “Dixie Chicks” who threw shade on President George W. Bush with their opposition to the invasion of Iraq – and were met with passionately and rightly so with boycotts and a backlash from patriotic Americans. But the Dems LOVE their anti- American celebrities so The Chicks were, of course, invited to the party.
The audience also got to listen about how poor billionaire Oprah has been oppressed. Cry me a river, honey. If you are the poster child for oppression, sign me up. This isn’t the 50’s, sweetheart, or the 60’s. It’s 2024. You’re fine.
Adulterers everywhere.
Who let the dogs out? The usual suspects were crawling around the convention…the infamous and the unfaithful: Former President Bill Clinton, who’s no stranger to straying, was in the mix, alongside former Senator and VP nominee John Edwards, whose extracurricular activities are better known than his policies.
And let’s not forget Kamala’s hubby, “Dougie” Emhoff, who, despite his clean-cut image, found himself running with the pack. The convention wasn’t just about politics; it was a parade of past indiscretions and wandering eyes.
Crazy Project 2025 conspiracists.
For some reason, the Democrats have developed a bizarre obsession with Project 2025 and they keep dragging Trump’s name into it. Even Kamala talked about it in her “acceptance speech” on Thursday night. Newsflash: Trump is not involved.
And let’s be real – nobody has actually read the thing, least of all the Democratic voters. I mean, we’re talking about a document that’s over 900 pages long. Who has time for that? But hey, it’s par for the course for a party that loves to rant about things they haven’t bothered to read – like the Constitution.
Kamala’s comedy hour: promises, promises, promises – and a whole lot of nonsense.
On Thursday, Kamala Harris graced us with a performance straight out of the Obama playbook, courtesy of the former president’s speechwriter Adam Frankel. Kamala regaled the audience with tales of her humble beginnings, unleashed her favorite Trump insults, and threw out a laundry list of promises – most of which she and Biden have spectacularly failed to deliver on. Securing the border? Ending the war in Gaza? Sure, Kamala, because that’s gone so well so far.
We aren’t the crazy ones.
But the real gem was when she claimed OUR side is “out of their minds” – a bold statement from someone representing a party that’s all about killing babies, letting men waltz into girls’ bathrooms, supporting sexually explicit books in libraries, defending drag queen story hours and pushing other head-scratchers.
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And, for the pièce de résistance, Kamala took a swipe at Trump for allegedly trying to toss out votes on January 6th, blissfully ignoring that this is pretty much how she ended up on the ticket in the first place, after Biden’s votes were conveniently “misplaced.”
Kamala also proudly accepted the Democrat nomination “on behalf of the people” – despite having exactly ZERO votes from, well, the people. Then she waxed poetic about the importance of “safety and security, especially at our border.” Spoiler alert: That’s a big, fat LIE. Kamala and Joe could care less about securing the border right now and she could care less about doing it in the future.
And there you have it – a convention that makes a carnival sideshow look like a class act. With maggots on the menu, adultery on the agenda, and Kamala spinning tales, the Dems have officially outdone themselves. If this is their idea of leadership, then buckle up, folks – the ride to the 2024 presidential election is going to be one wild, hypocritical, and downright bizarre trip. But hey, at least the Dems are consistent… consistently out of touch.
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