Every other day, the Democrats are exploiting another tragedy to call for a a ban on assault weapons.

Not surprisingly, President Disaster renewed a call for gun control after the recent Colorado Springs and Walmart shootings.

Newsflash: ALL WEAPONS ARE ASSAULT WEAPONS.

Definition of assault: A violent physical or verbal attack.

Definition of weapon: Something used to injure, defeat or destroy.

So put down your Thanksgiving fork this instant! It’s an assault weapon.

So are rocks.

And pillows.

And water.

And clocks.

And pens.
And wine bottles.

And tree branches.

And people. Those are the REAL assault weapons. Something that Democrats don’t understand at all.