Granny killer and Emmy-award winning democrat New York Governor Andrew Cuomo had to give a press conference Tuesday to defend himself against the sexual harassment allegations of 11 women. 

His answer to the allegations, which appeared in an investigative report, was to call the women all liars and to tell everyone that he kisses and hugs and touches and offends everyone equally.

In true democrat style he claimed innocence and said that he never touched anyone “inappropriately.” As with most democrats who get caught doing something, I guess it depends on the definition of the word “inappropriately.”

Other definitions and phrases are also up for interpretation now – things like “me too” or “zero tolerance” or “believe all women.”

So right after he claimed his innocence, Cuomo went on to say (with photo evidence he offered up himself) that “There are hundreds if not thousands of photos of me using the exact same gesture (hugging and kissing). I do it with everyone. Black and white, young and old, straight and LGBTQ, powerful people, friends, strangers, people who I meet on the street.”

So clearly, since he is a creepy serial predator with EVERYONE, then it’s okay.

For some reason, Cuomo thought it was a good idea to offer up 15 pages of photos of himself hugging and kissing a bunch of different people in his response to the report that was released on the sexual harassment allegations – photos that appeared in a slide show during his press conference.

He’s so creepy that one of his accusers is actually the woman doctor who swabbed his nose during his COVID-19 test. So he’s very accurate on his assessment of himself – his creepiness goes on 24/7 and happens everywhere he goes to everyone that he runs into.

A 165-page investigate report about Cuomo’s abusive behavior and office shenanigans was released by New York Attorney General Letitia James on Tuesday and included 179 witnesses who were interviewed and about 74,000 documents which included cell phone text messages.

There are allegations of unwanted and unwelcome non-consensual touching all over the place. But like Cuomo said himself, it’s what he does.

Letitia James said in her news briefing that “Governor Cuomo’s actions violated multiple state and federal laws” and that the investigation “revealed conduct that corrodes the very fabric and character of our state government and shines a light on injustice that can be present at the highest levels of government.”

But creepy Cuomo doesn’t think so.

The bottom line, according to the granny killer, is that he’s just a touchy-feely guy (kind of like old white men Bill Clinton and Joe Biden). 

We shouldn’t blame him for being himself and for loving’ on EVERYONE – men, woman, blacks, transgenders, cats and chickens. He’s an equal opportunity creep.

Touchy-feely head-sniffing President Joe Biden said that Cuomo should resign. Really, Biden is probably just jealous that Teflon Andy has gotten away with so much. I don’t see a resignation on Cuomo’s horizon though but there might be an impeachment. 

Democrats better watch out while they all pretend to be morally superior and call for Cuomo’s resignation.

Cuomo probably has the goods on all of them. 

It’s really a waiting game for most of them. Something else will come along to take up the media space and Cuomogate will be forgotten again. That’s what they’re all hoping for. 

And if it doesn’t, the democrats will have to decide if getting rid of him is worse for them than letting his corruptness and perversion slide again.