January 20th, as described by the democrats, will be the the start of utopia, sanity, equality, justice, better health care, the eradication of COVID-19 and climate change, and lots lots more. 

Since the leftists care about us so much, I expect that on “day one” of the Biden administration, the House and Senate will be voting to pass legislation to immediately give us all the $2000 check that we’ve been promised. I doubt they’d do it earlier than that because that would give Trump a “victory” by signing their bill and I’m pretty sure that they’re way too petty for that.

When Trump asked Congress to give Americans the bigger $2000 checks, Pelosi said, ”Let’s do it Democrats are ready to bring this to the Floor this week by unanimous consent.”

Unfortunately, in order to tank the Georgia Senate race and help hand the Senate over to the democrats, Majority Leader useless Republican Mitch McConnell and his Republican Senator cohorts refused to hand out the extra money to the American people.

However, now that democrats are in total control of the presidency, House and Senate, their first order of business should be to hand out the bacon. The Benjamins. The cabbage. The dough. The green.

The Washington Post seems to think the money will be flowing pretty soon.

Senate Minority Leader and soon-to-be Majority Leader Chuckie Schumer told the media, “One of the first things that I want to do when our new senators are seated is deliver the $2,000 checks to the American families.”

Biden agrees.

Upcoming UnPresident Biden said, “Their election (Georgia senators) will put an end to the block in Washington – that $2,000 stimulus check – that money would go out the door immediately, to help people who are in real trouble.”

Immediately.

Okie, dokie, Dementia Joe. 

I’ll be waiting. 

But it had better not take very long for you to give me the money that you have all promised me over and over again. I have already ordered a bunch of stuff on Amazon from your buddy, Jeff. I got some Trump gear.